If you're over the age of sixteen, it's time to stop asking for flavor samples when choosing ice cream. At this point in your life, if you aren't able to take a chance on the Snickers Tasti D-Lite (it's fantastic) then where are you getting your thrills? And I don't feel like standing in line waiting for you to lick thirty one pink baby spoons on your way to mint chocolate chip, you predictable bastard. Take a risk on that german chocolate cake and move on.
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