Is this guy my hero or does he disgust me? (He's my hero)

...American sumo wrestler Kelly Gneiting has proved his critics wrong and has broken the Guinness World Record for Heaviest Person to Complete a Marathon...
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I know this article is a day old here but I could not let it go without a few comments.  I'll be honest, when I first read this I hated this guy.  He gets a Guinness World Record (something I have always wanted, obviously) for being lazy.  Right?  He basically walked his fatness around for 9 hours and now he is in the record books.


What really set me off here is that this guy was 190 lbs in high school and 200 in college.  He didn't even attain/maintain his freshman 15.  And 200 lbs is not fat.  Say he is your average 5'10" 200lbs.  Sure he might be a little soft around the edges but he is a few short weeks in the gym from a solid 185.  But our man, Kelly, takes this one in the complete opposite direction.  HE BECAME A SUMO WRESTLER!  He said, "forget this, I'm not losing no 15 pounds.  I'm going to become a professional fatty."  I was disgusted.  What a lazy POS.


Anyway, I kept reading and our hero here really turned my opinion with one simple quote..."‘I married my wife at 205 pounds,’ he said, eating a fried chicken sandwich, a mushroom cheeseburger and a massive portion of French fries. ‘Suddenly, jeez, I didn't need to attract anyone. I just kind of let myself go,’ he added."  BRILLIANT!

That's it.  All you have to do is get married and then you can do whatever you want.  When I get married I am just going to let it all go.  No bathing, no shaving, no exercise.  Having a wedding band gives you carte blanche to slob around.  Done and done.  Where do I sign?

But seriously, that's a joke.  This guy needs to get his act together.  And there is no way his doctor actually tells him he is in good health.