Tuesday, March 29, 2011

It's beginning to look a lot like....

Wedding season.

The STDs are rolling in (that's Save The Dates for those of you sickos with your minds in the gutter).  The fridge in our apartment is heavily decorated with this announcements of love.  This excites me very much for there mere fact that weddings provide us white guys with an excuse to hit the dance floor.  Everybody knows that the 3 keys to a good wedding are 1) open bar, 2) good band, 3) multiple dance offs.  I love the wedding dance scene.  You show up at the reception pop a few shrimp and brewskis and hit the hardwood.

I am a little nervous this year because I let my dancin' skillz get a little rusty.  I only saw one wedding last year so I need to dust off the cobwebs.  In order to do this I will be flying to Norway to meet up with this little guy.  Can you imagine dropping these moves on the bride's single lady friends?!  They stand no chance.  Thanks for coming out.

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